A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

And God says: “A penny.”

Then the man says: “God, what is a million years to you?”

God says: “a second.”

Then the man says: “God, can I have a penny?”

God says: “In a second.”

一便士和一百万

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

他问：“主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”

男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”

最后男子请求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”上帝回答：“等一秒钟。”